G33kovski humor

Moje dnevno surfanje, oziroma bolje receno dnevna doza interneta v najvec primerih vsebuje obisk nekaj blogov, ki jih spremljam, pregled parih forumov, vreme, facebook in novice. To je vec ali manj to.

Vsake toliko pa se spomnem na dolocene strani, ki sem jih nekoc obiskoval, a so s casom utonile v pozabo. Ena izmed takih je bash.org. Stran vsebuje neumne smesne “loge” mIRC-a, ki jih boste se najbolje razumeli tisti, ki se vsaj malo ukvarjate z racunalnistvom. No, vsaj nekatere od njih. 🙂

Na primer:

#205195 +(6499) [X]

<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!

ali

#348498 +(6993) [X]

<MasterG> ……………………………………………………………
          …………………………….
<judas> where’s pacman when you need him?

ali

#865098 +(2011) [X]

<FossZombie> wtf
<FossZombie> quote “so you are 23 years old right?” me: “yes” them: “did you have any programming experiance in the 1970s”
* Wolfed hails FossZombie
<FossZombie> I’m tempted to say yes
<Wolfed> It would have been interesting.
<FossZombie> Yes in 1971 I was the lead computer scientist for the military, until 1975 when I switched jobs and worked for zenith for a short period of time until 1980s when I switched over to the atari group programming team. In 1984 I was born and that pretty much ended my career as a programmer.
<FossZombie> I spent the next three years shitting myself and learning how to speak and learn my ABCs

😀

Kako zapeljati zensko na geekovski nacin:

#205633 +(5847) [X]

WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you

Obrazlozitve za prvi citat, drugi in zadnji.

Vec citatov na bash.org/latest. 😉

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~ od duhec na 21 decembra 2008.

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